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So it wasn't the fault of poor Lynne Kosky. Now it's Metro? |  | ||||||
| Mar 10 | |||||||
| A while ago I did some undercover work with Lynne Kosky who was the transport minister for Victoria. As stated in my report, she was soon fired from the position and from the Government because the trains were pathetic and people were getting angry at her. But she's been gone for a while and... ummmm... the trains have gotten a lot worse. This morning two trains were canceled and I was standing there in the wind, in just a dress because I had failed again to understand Melbourne's weather, with a hundred other people, trying to imagine what it's like to have a government that knows what's it's doing when it comes to organising things. And when two trains are canceled it usually means you miss the next one that does arrive because it is so packed that you can see hundreds of faces and buttocks pressed against the windows and you can almost imagine what it would be like being a sheep transported alive to Saudi Arabia for ritual slaughter. So who is to blame for the poor service now Lynne Kosky is at home probably saying 'I told you so!' to whoever passes by her house (in this scenario she is sitting on her roof and yelling through a rolled up newspaper). The Premier is blaming the train company now, but will people believe that when it comes time to vote? No. | |||||||
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