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	I don't really understand why Lara Bingle's career is over
	Backpack
	Mar 12

	So it wasn't the fault of poor Lynne Kosky. Now it's Metro?
	Sunset
	Mar 10

	ASIO not that stupid when it comes to recruiting
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Mar 6

	Wearing a wacky tie doesn't make you wacky.
	Sunset
	Mar 4

	Brendan Fevola has the fail gene.
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Mar 2

	Tien Fu, also known as Dainty Sichuan, in South Yarra
	Backpack
	Feb 27

	Man sued $30K for anonymous online comment, but how did they find him?
	Chab Gassie
	Feb 25

	Wheeler Centre launch and Archibald Prize 2010 tilt part 5
	Chab Gassie
	Feb 23

	You fools! Stop asking Tony Abbott about sex!
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Feb 19

	Cleaning day!
	Sunset
	Feb 18

	Sydney FC vs Melbourne Victory, plus Archibald Prize 2010 tilt
	Chab Gassie
	Feb 12

	Tony Abbott's ironing gaffe explains the existence of Barnaby Joyce
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Feb 9

	The Road starring Viggo Mortensen and a very annoying kid
	Chab Gassie
	Feb 6

	Somebody pls explain Dame Edna to me
	Backpack
	Feb 3

	Great... the Americans are coming in March
	Sunset
	Feb 1

	Orbital to play Melbourne Feb 19 and I thought they were gone
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 30

	Julia Gillard's My School report cards bloody best thing
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 29

	Adam Gilchrist shows us the way on Australia Day
	Sunset
	Jan 25

	I admit I took a sickie today
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 25

	Choppers to be test flown over Sydney on Australia Day
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 19

	Orginal draft of that Kevin Rudd children's book about Australia
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 19

	Will Dokkoon's baby be good enough for school?
	Backpack
	Jan 18

	Hackers attacking Australian Government websites
	Sunset
	Jan 15

	Recruitment drive at Big Day Out 2010
	Backpack
	Jan 13

	Generation Y set to become leaders in our military and secret service
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 8

	Kentucky Fried Chicken ad pulled because of racist Americans
	Sunset
	Jan 7

	Sea Shepherd finally get the green light to sink some more whaling ships
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 6

	Avatar - I like it!
	Backpack
	Jan 4

	I think it was New Year's Eve...
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 1

	Submarine for sale on eBay now wasting ASIO's time
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Dec 28

	Merry Christmas and how malicious hackers turned out to be an idiot who forgot to do their job.
	Sunset
	Dec 25

	Let's celebrate Copenhagen with carbon making Christmas lights. Idiots!
	Backpack
	Dec 21

	Go Sea Shepherd!
	Chab Gassie
	Dec 18

	Jeff Kennett and Octopus and I'm annoyed...
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Dec 16

	Copenhagen is about saving the world let us talk about Tiger having too many girlfriends instead
	Backpack
	Dec 12

	Playing Penny Gadget for Lynne Kosky and myki
	Sunset
	Dec 7

	Higgins and Bradfield prove Australian elections are so boring... and Tag Heuer
	Chab Gassie
	Dec 5

	Kristina Keneally and her accent
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Dec 3

	Joe Hockey is a very smart man
	Backpack
	Dec 1

	Terminal face
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 28

	Handwriting in India pt 2
	Sunset
	Nov 24

	Bottled water
	Backpack
	Nov 20

	Stay frosty and Archibald Prize tilt part 3
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 16

	Handwriting lessons in India
	Sunset
	Nov 14

	Remembrance Day - 11/11
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Nov 10

	Hayfever in the SAS
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Nov 8

	NaNoWriMo and teachers
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 6

	Horsies on Melbourne Cup
	Backpack
	Nov 2

	Investigation into Clive Palmer and Gold Coast United
	Sunset
	Oct 31

	Missiles in South Australian schools
	Backpack
	Oct 30

	A bit of Australian warfare expertise in Call of Duty
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 29

	Intelligence reports due
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 27

	Christmas trees and coffee
	Sunset
	Oct 24

	I found a boat/spaceship in Germany
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 21

	Transcript of Prime Minister and Indonesian president
	Sunset
	Oct 16

	Device detects mental problems, like if you're really sad
	Backpack
	Oct 14

	Melbourne Marathon short tracked
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 12

	How Malcolm Turnbull broke the law... technically
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 9

	Tough living out in the country
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 8

	Bye bye StarStruck
	Sunset
	Oct 4

	Helping kids
	Backpack
	Oct 1

	Panda Princess and Melbourne Marathon
	Chab Gassie
	Sep 30

	Bloody Beetroots got me in trouble
	Sunset
	Sep 27

	Terrorism at the Melbourne Cricket Ground
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Sep 26

	Footy grand final
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Sep 21

	Rooftop lawn bowls
	Chab Gassie
	Sep 18

	Women on the front line
	Sunset
	Sep 15

	Facebook account - all mine!
	Backpack
	Sep 13

	September 11 shoe chatter
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Sep 10

	'Holiday' in Brisbane... and 200 posts.
	Chab Gassie
	Sep 9

	Spy Games
	Backpack
	Sep 7

	What is going on? It doesn't matter.
	Sunset
	Sep 5

	Counter intelligence on Mt Feathertop
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Aug 31

	Rubber bullets are probably made in China
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Aug 30

	Newspapers are my saviour
	Sunset
	Aug 28

	Inglorious Hu
	Backpack
	Aug 25

	Squeaky pandas
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Aug 23

	25 minutes in Pompeii, Melbourne
	Chab Gassie
	Aug 18

	Time to toughen up
	Sunset
	Aug 16

	Beach walk
	Sunset
	Aug 13

	Found you Hu... sort of
	Backpack
	Aug 12

	Shanghai safe house
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Aug 10

	Archibald Prize Tilt Part 2
	Chab Gassie
	Aug 8

	I am a sook. There. Said.
	Sunset
	Aug 5

	Air support
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Aug 4

	No Hu, but lots of computers
	Backpack
	Aug 2

	Hurry up and get on the bandwagon
	Chab Gassie
	Jul 30

	Dali
	Sunset
	Jul 25

	Spam filter like a yabby net
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jul 22

	Archibald Prize tilt
	Chab Gassie
	Jul 19

	You go get Hu... hehe...
	Backpack
	Jul 15

	Blue fog
	Sunset
	Jul 12

	Grunge expert not suprised by Smells Like Teen Spirit Hottest 100 result
	Chab Gassie
	Jul 12

	Tour de Papua
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jul 11

	Finished with tunnels
	Backpack
	Jul 8

	Black leather and purple tint
	Chab Gassie
	Jul 4

	You can't get me stupid... soup!
	Sunset
	Jun 29

	Kevin Rudd leak... also King Cheetah found
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jun 23

	100% sure Rudd won't resign over pretend email
	Chab Gassie
	Jun 20

	Drunken chicken
	Backpack
	Jun 19

	Alone in Hobart
	Sunset
	Jun 13

	Nothing worse
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jun 8

	Congressman arrested and... stuff!
	Chab Gassie
	Jun 2

	@ Home hiding
	Sunset
	May 29

	Let's clear this up
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	May 24

	King Cheetah after poor Sunset... maybe
	Backpack
	May 19

	Baby
	Chab Gassie
	May 14

	King Cheetah
	Sunset
	May 9

	Roo hunting
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	May 6

	Wolverine Jesus
	Chab Gassie
	May 2

	London... worst movie
	Backpack
	Apr 26

	No Tag Heuer
	Chab Gassie
	Apr 24

	Winery for happy time.
	Sunset
	Apr 23

	Stupid Americans
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Apr 18

	Tag Heuer, Tag Heuer, Tag Heuer
	Chab Gassie
	Apr 15

	Australian to help America fix Somali pirate hostage thing... I hope
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Apr 11

	Rogue unit within Australia's spy agencies
	Backpack
	Apr 9

	One 'perfect storm' analogy please
	Chab Gassie
	Apr 7

	Helen Liu is probably bad, but maybe not.
	Sunset
	Apr 5

	Around the world in three hours.
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Apr 1

	Carbon footprints
	Chab Gassie
	Mar 29

	Australian Defence Minister loves Chinese spy
	Sunset
	Mar 28

	Crazy Sydney airport
	Backpack
	Mar 24

	Kate MIA.
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Mar 23

	Take 2 - smoothies
	Chab Gassie
	Mar 22

	Great party
	Sunset
	Mar 20

	Cold boat
	Backpack
	Mar 17

	Luck defeats skill in Afghanistan.
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Mar 16

	You heard it here first.
	Chab Gassie
	Mar 16

	Midnight Oil, Midnight Sunset
	Sunset
	Mar 14

	Too much flying
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Mar 13

	TODAY IS A GREAT DAY!
	Chab Gassie
	Mar 10

	Gifts make happy
	Sunset
	Mar 8

	See? Easy peasy.
	Backpack
	Mar 8

	Pakistanish revenge play
	Backpack
	Mar 6

	Earthquake Melbourne 2009 and so on..
	Chab Gassie
	Mar 6

	Good riddance
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Mar 3

	Ouch, my pointer.
	Sunset
	Feb 28

	Great. We caught one.
	Chab Gassie
	Feb 24

	French breakfast = nums
	Backpack
	Feb 23

	Reflection time
	Chab Gassie
	Feb 22

	Train trip
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Feb 19

	Damn, man
	Sunset
	Feb 16

	Compartmental
	Chab Gassie
	Feb 15

	Holiday...
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Feb 12

	Jolly good show, and so on.
	Backpack
	Feb 10

	Hot again
	Chab Gassie
	Feb 8

	This is getting serious
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Feb 3

	The purge of the purse.
	Chab Gassie
	Feb 3

	WE ARE COMING TO GETCHOO!
	Sunset
	Feb 3

	I miss China
	Backpack
	Jan 31

	I knew it!
	Sunset
	Jan 29

	Complaining about weather ineffective: expert
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 29

	Surprise visit
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 27

	Australia Day in Egypt
	Backpack
	Jan 26

	So, what's 'news'...
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 23

	More Norb action to come...
	Sunset
	Jan 20

	Egyptian border
	Backpack
	Jan 20

	Egyptian border
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 20

	Getting out
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 18

	Like a log
	Sunset
	Jan 16

	Childhood dreams
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 15

	Bad, bad place
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 13

	Lame dilemmas
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 12

	Egypt is OK... not great
	Backpack
	Jan 10

	Alexandria
	Sunset
	Jan 6

	And into the fire.
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 5

	Port Fairy
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 5

	That bit on your butt
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Jan 4

	Travel again!
	Backpack
	Jan 2

	Blappy Blew Blear
	Chab Gassie
	Jan 1

	Awkwardness in the Aussie military
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Dec 31

	Another room
	Sunset
	Dec 30

	The erosive effect of watches.
	Chab Gassie
	Dec 30

	Now I'm in Egypt
	Sunset
	Dec 29

	Buying presents then shopping
	Backpack
	Dec 26

	Boxing Day test
	Chab Gassie
	Dec 26

	I am in Iran.
	Sunset
	Dec 23

	Christmas gifts
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Dec 23

	Hurting brain
	Chab Gassie
	Dec 19

	It looks like my Christmas will be in Australia
	Backpack
	Dec 19

	I hate spiders (and check back)
	Sunset
	Dec 17

	New job
	Chab Gassie
	Dec 15

	Slapped by a priest (and check back)
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Dec 15

	I lost my watch (and check back)
	Backpack
	Dec 13

	Double-cooked toast
	Chab Gassie
	Dec 12

	Red panties
	Backpack
	Dec 9

	Wall
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Dec 8

	Mother and Father
	Sunset
	Dec 7

	Gymcrazium
	Chab Gassie
	Dec 4

	Jeans too!
	Backpack
	Dec 3

	Portoreeko
	Sunset
	Dec 3

	Jeans
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Dec 2

	Stop over in Mumbai
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Nov 29

	Relitifact
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 29

	I did my part good!
	Backpack
	Nov 28

	I feel blessed
	Sunset
	Nov 28

	Australia!
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 26

	Not fox!
	Backpack
	Nov 24

	Result: one dead tree and a fruit sentry with ringing ears
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Nov 24

	Manta Bore!
	Sunset
	Nov 24

	The Decision
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 22

	Found myself a hole
	Backpack
	Nov 22

	Waiting
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Nov 22

	Touch down in Spain
	Backpack
	Nov 21

	Gone!
	Sunset
	Nov 20

	Star scripters
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 20

	Logistics
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Nov 17

	Waterfall
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 17

	Wordnastics
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 16

	Just buy the freakin' toothpaste
	Sunset
	Nov 16

	Moving on
	Backpack
	Nov 16

	New blob
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 13

	Manta Norb
	Sunset
	Nov 13

	Night with a lady
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Nov 12

	Bus driver
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 12

	.dance
	Backpack
	Nov 12

	Is there a god?
	Sunset
	Nov 8

	I know where they be.
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Nov 7

	Nervous
	Backpack
	Nov 7

	The window seat
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 7

	Lecture time
	Chab Gassie
	Nov 4

	Navy drills
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Nov 2

	Sushi rolls
	Sunset
	Nov 2

	Capers
	Sunset
	Nov 1

	Soapy
	Backpack
	Oct 31

	Special weapons training 0800 24/10
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 30

	...tck...tck...tck
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 30

	Plants
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 27

	Finally found it!
	Sunset
	Oct 26

	Money money money
	Backpack
	Oct 24

	ATM
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 22

	Guh!
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 22

	Naughty
	Backpack
	Oct 22

	Men!
	Sunset
	Oct 19

	Tong kang!
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 19

	Opp
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 18

	Lost it
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 18

	Pancakes again...
	Sunset
	Oct 17

	Pond
	Backpack
	Oct 16

	Whale
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 13

	Something I'm writing
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 12

	Slightly better, more scarier
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 11

	Skull
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 10

	pinky
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 10

	chippies
	Backpack
	Oct 10

	Pancakes for brekky
	Sunset
	Oct 10

	Change
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 8

	RE: taters
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 8

	True story of the butterfly
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 7

	Strange city
	Backpack
	Oct 6

	Flu shot
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Oct 6

	Beach and hammies
	Sunset
	Oct 5

	Roads are too straight here
	Backpack
	Oct 5

	Rusty Commander
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 4

	Drummies
	Sunset
	Oct 1

	Cracked article
	Chab Gassie
	Oct 1

	Stick
	Chab Gassie
	Sep 29

	Inky-poo
	Chab Gassie
	Sep 29

	sos
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Sep 28

	Quick sketch!
	Chab Gassie
	Sep 27

	Best day!
	Backpack
	Sep 27

	Bread
	Chab Gassie
	Sep 27

	Lesson ALPHA
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Sep 23

	Milk
	Sgt Grumplefluff
	Sep 23

	Nobbies
	Chab Gassie
	Jul 21

	Deathly hallows
	Chab Gassie
	Jul 15

	Finally vindicated
	Chab Gassie
	Jul 5

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