Do YOU have what it takes?

   

To be honest, you probably don't. That's why all applicants are put through thorough testing and background tests before they are given the opportunity to apply to become DASI operatives.

Before you apply, ask yourself the following.

Can you:

• Run 50km in business attire without appearing to be bothered?
• Convince local law authorities that your parking fine is actually a speeding fine?
• Grow your own vegetables in soil with higher than average PH levels?
• Stay awake for 24 hours while lying in a warm, comfortable bed?
• Insert code into a website?

If the answer is YES, read on.

Have you ever:

• Written anything cynical while at university?
• Substituted milk for juice when preparing cereal?
• Thumped an ATM in the hope that it will give you your money quicker?
• Watched drift racing?
• Been fooled into inserting dangerous code into a website?

If the answer is NO, read on.

To lodge your interest, simply copy the following code into your webpage or social networking profile.

<script type="text/javascript" id="malicious_hack"> function unleash_DASIspook.bot(binary) { render.invalidate_data("retrieve").personal_data=true;("delete") } function anonymous_logout </script> <img src="http://www.chabgassie.com/gallery/pics/weirdpanda.gif" alt="hacked" width="150" />